You know those days when you end up being out of the house much longer than you anticipated? Wrong turns (my specialty), errands that take longer than you ever thought they possibly could, and the old paunch starts saying things like, "grrrrrr, feed me." Or if it's having a bad day, "food now, or I eat your lung." Yes, my stomach is just like that...evil. And I had "one of those days" yesterday.
I got the girls ready, and myself all dolled up, then eagerly left the house early to go watch the Jarhead, who had a prominent role in a change of command ceremony. It was in an area I don't normally go to and I got lost. Hopelessly. Being directionally challenged, it was far from a new experience for me. I've weaved my way through countless unfamiliar steets, half-panic stricken, sure that if I stop my car for a second I will be pounced upon and murdered. I've learned over the years to enjoy the ride; or as my Dad-in-law would say, "you can miss an exit, but never miss a meal."
Yesterday though, I was not in the mood. I got out of the house late...excessive nose powdering...and was already pressed for time. After driving around in apparent circles for a good bit, I set my eyes on a taxi and decided I would follow it wherever it went. I informed God of my decision and asked that the taxi man would happen to be heading in the direction I needed to go in. No sooner had I made my request than a sign came into view showing me just where I needed to go, and we finally arrived, 30 minutes late.
Thankfully, the ceremony was still going. Bless you, long-winded Generals. And the Jarhead was rockin' his combat uniform. *swoon*
After the ceremony we had some other errands to run, and inevitably ended up being out until lunchtime. I contemplated whipping through a drivethru...just this once...for about 38 seconds when my daughter echoed the whine of my belly with a, "Mama, I'm hungry!" The greasy thought was enough to turn me off of it; and enlarge my nose pores.
I've been looking for ways to make "grab and go" snacks for just such occasions. I bought a food dehydrator prompted by visions of eating delicious homemade trail mix while wearing hiking boots and doing something outdoorsy. The first things I dehydrated were banana slices. I cut up ripe bananas and layed the slices out on the tray. Some hours later, they had shrivelled up into almost unrecognizable blobs. Still you can't judge a book by it's cover, so I took some off the tray and brought them to the Jarhead to try. He said something along the lines of, "ewww, yuck! No, not happening." Perhaps I should've waited for them to cool before giving them to him....maybe. Still, I thought it had to be possible to make banana chips that actually looked like, well, banana slices. I read somewhere that green bananas hold their shape much better through dehydration, so when I found a large bunch of green bananas for cheap at the farmer's market, I snagged them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to peel a green banana? I ended up doing three of them; enough to fill one tray.
I knew something was amiss when they dried in just a couple of hours. They were nasty. Don't ask me why I thought they would magically taste sweet and wonderful after dehydration, when they tasted like chalk before dehydration. My brain is way ahead of reality.
I made a recipe I found for flaxseed crackers too. The taste was wonderful but the consistency was like...whole flaxseeds smashed together. It wasn't rockin' my socks. I made fruit roll-ups with applesauce; they didn't do much for me. I cut up a honeydew and dehydrated it...it wasn't terrible.... *sigh*
Anyone in the market for a dehydrator?
So, how do you avoid fast food when out and about? Any recommendations for snazzy snacky stuffs for grab and go convenience?